Monday, November 24, 2008

Christina Aguilera's AMA Performance


Christina Aguilera did a 7-minute medley of her greatest hits at the AMAs on November 23, 2008, and I don't know about you, but Christina Aguilera is starting to look more and more like a transvestite to me.

Christina Aguilera is really starting to look like Boy George... I don't know what's up with Christina Aguilera's platinum blonde hair and that crazy makeup, but I have to admit that Christina Aguilera is looking great body-wise lately and she proved it during her AMA performance.

So what did you think of Christina Aguilera 7 song performance? I thought it was entertaining, save for the hair and makeup.


Sunday, November 23, 2008

David Spade Dating Nicolette Sheridan?


When I first get a glimpse of David Spade, certain words come to mind like "small," "funny," "stinky," "crusty," "tiny," and "useless." But it seems that I am alone in my thinking because David Spade manages to get the best of them.

David Spade has dated the likes of Heather Locklear, Lara Flynn Boyle, Pamela Anderson, Teri Hatcher, and now Nicolette Sheridan. What is it about David Spade that women fall for?

Is David Spade a charmer? Does the camera add 10 pounds of ugly? What the hell is it about David Spade???

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters Continue Feud


It's wonderful when there's an open feud going on... that's what's happening between The View's Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell, who has a new show coming to NBC.

Of course, Rosie O'Donnell wants all the publicity she can get; I mean, who wouldn't want to use old enemies to garner publicity and hopefully outdo their ex-boss? Rosie O'Donnell, that's who.

Personally, I'm not a big fan of Rosie O'Donnell; nor am I a big fan of Barbara Walters, but that doesn't mean that I don't approve of this nasty fight that's about to blowup.

Rosie O'Donnell can easily take Barbara Walters in a full on fight, but can she beat her in the ratings? That remains to be seen. Rosie Live airs November 26, at 8 p.m.



Friday, November 21, 2008

Angelina Jolie Manipulates Press?


According to the New York Times, Angelina Jolie makes deals with paparazzi and entertainment news magazines to portray her and her family in a positive light at all times, otherwise, she will not give them the time of day.

Apparently, Angelina Jolie's $14 million deal with People magazine stipulated that the magazine would never call Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Brangelina and that they would always talk about her family in a glowing and beautiful way.

Now, do you believe the New York Times? Or is it possible that they need to sell papers and they know that Angelina Jolie is a big seller these days? As well, is it possible that she refused to do an interview with them, which may have perhaps pissed them off and led to this story? Or is it possible that Angelina Jolie is a master manipulator and has managed to put herself in this positive light and the rest of us are just too in love with her to see it?

You decide what Angelina Jolie is up to.

Sarah Palin Pardons Turkey Video


We've all established that Sarah Palin isn't the brightest bulb of the bunch via her myriad dumb remarks regarding everything from seeing Russia from her house to thinking that Africa is a country.

But all that pales in comparison to watching Sarah Palin pardon a turkey in Alaska only to give an interview moments later to a backdrop of a man who's killing turkeys right behind her.

Sarah Palin is really oblivious to what's going on and doesn't realize that everyone is, in fact, laughing at her stupidity and ignorance. I wonder what Elisabeth Hasselbeck will say about this... probably something like, "It's not her fault... blah, blah, blah... Barack Obama would've sent Reverend Wright in his place and then distanced himself from the whole turkey situation."

Yeah, Sarah Palin was almost the Vice President of the US. Think about it.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Karolina Kurkova Belly Button



I'll be the first to admit that Karolina Kurkova is one of the most beautiful women in the world. But it is a little unsettling to see Karolina Kurkova frolicking on the beach with her Victoria's Secret co-models and with no belly button to be seen.

Karolina Kurkova has no belly button, which begs the questions: What the hell happened to Karolina Kurkova's belly button? Did she have some kind of plastic surgery? Did some guy steal it and sell it on eBay?

I'm pretty sure guys don't care that Karolina Kurkova is missing her belly button, but women everywhere are scratching their heads in wonderment.

Brad Pitt on Oprah

Brad Pitt was on Oprah on November 19, 2008, and I have to admit, it was one of the most interesting interviews I've seen since, well, since Jennifer Aniston was on last week.

Brad Pitt tells Oprah all about his 6 kids and how funny they are without even trying and Brad Pitt reveals to Oprah why Angelina Jolie is such a wonderful human being.

Brad Pitt has seen better days; it'd be awesome if he had removed that mustache and perhaps exfoliated, but Brad Pitt is still adored and considered crazy sexy, even if he is a dad of 6. Even Oprah has to admit it.