Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Kate Moss is Pregnant



Kate Moss is definitely pregnant because that girl is skinnier than air and if she has a bump forming around her midsection, it must be because she's with child.

While no formal statement has been released, the pictures of Kate Moss frolicking on the beach, which is all she seems to be doing lately, show her rubbing her rounded belly quite often.

Kate Moss is looking good, of course, and she doesn't have to tell the world she's pregnant, but one would think that she'd want to, considering she doesn't want anyone to tell her she's overweight from the 88 pounds she usually weighs in at.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall Break Up


Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall, to whom she's been engaged for a while, broke up over the holidays. Hey, at least Jennifer Love Hewitt is smart enough to break up BEFORE the wedding and not after.

Word has it that both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall are incredibly saddened by the break up and their friends all thought they were so happy together. That's probably because Jennifer Love Hewitt was smart enough not to rip his head off in public.

After all, that weight loss she recently underwent must've put her in a mood. It's not easy to be hungry and pleasant; try it sometime.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Sharon Osbourne Gives Megan a Beating

Sharon Osbourne beat the crap out of a chick named Megan Hauserman during a Charm School Reunion. It's amazing, Sharon Osbourne really kicked her ass.

So I know what you're thinking... Who the hell is Megan? And what is a Charm School Reunion? But seriously? Who cares? All that really matters is that Sharon Osbourne pulled chunks of hair out of this girl's head, and it looks like she deserved it.

It all started when Megan Hauserman told Sharon Osbourne that the only reason she's famous is because she's managing a brain dead rock star. So, naturally, Sharon Osbourne got up to beat the crap out her.

So check out the video of Sharon Osbourne giving Megan Hauserman a beating and let me know if you think she was justified.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are Engaged


Dancing With the Stars has caused many breakups, a few divorces and a whole lot of bodily harm, but that didn't stop Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy from getting engaged over the new year.

That's right, after Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez broke up, she and Maksim Chmerkovskiy began to get closer, probably because they're both from the Ukraine and that planted the seeds that would become hot, steamy, salsa sex.

Karina Smirnoff, 30, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, will be wed within the year and their fake-tanned bodies will likely be splashed all over the tabloids once the divorce is on in 2010.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

2012 Movie Trailer

Have you heard that something crazy is supposed to happen on December 12, 2012.? Well, according to the Mayan calendar, that is when humans will be wiped off the earth. And now there's a movie coming out to back that story up. And John Cusack is starring.

There was a time when 2000 was conisdered doomsday but that came and went, and now we're all anticipating 2012. The trailer for 2012 is creepy, I'll give them that, but I don't really lend any credence to such theories, although I wouldn't be surprised if God did decide to start all over again...

So check out the 2012 trailer and then watch what the History channel has to say about it.



Friday, January 2, 2009

John Travolta's Son Found Dead


John Travolta's 16-year-old son, Jett Travolta, was found dead in his hotel room in the Bahamas while on vacation. He apparently had a seizure while he was in the bathroom and hit his head on the tub, which is the said cause of death.

Rumors abound that Jett Travolta was autistic, but John Travolta vehemently denied it and even threatened to sue anyone who mentioned that. John Travolta said that Jett suffered from Kawasaki disease, which causes heart disease.

Either way, our hearts and prayers go out to John Travolta, Kelly Preston and the rest of the family.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Beyonce Obsessed Trailer


Here is Beyonce's new movie called "Obsessed" starring Sasha Fierce herself and Ali Larter. The story is essentially based on "Fatal Attraction" but with much sexier people in it.

Beyonce plays the plain Jane wife and Ali Larter is the crazy sexy chick at the office who becomes obsessed with Beyonce's husband (hence the movie title).

Beyonce has come a long way when it comes to acting but it looks like she's just an afterthought in the flick... until the crazy fight at the end, that is.