Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jewel Weird Breasts

We all know that Jewel has some weird teeth that she believed made her original and beautiful in her own way, but I bet you didn't know that Jewel had weird breasts that look like there's one extra breast hiding underneath another.

Perhaps Jewel tried to push them up by taping, or maybe Jewel had some kind of work done that left her breasts looking bizarre, but whatever the case, you'd think that Jewel could afford to get that fixed up, or at least avoid wearing a dress that highlighted said flaw.

Maybe Jewel doesn't care and sees her lopsided breasts as yet another flaw to embrace. Maybe. Or maybe she's at home right now, staring at her naked body and crying while she drowns her sorrows in a tub of fat-free soy ice cream.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Nikki Cox Lip Injections

What the hell happened to Nikki Cox? She used to be the cute girl with the big breasts; now she's the weird-looking chick with the over-injected lips. Don't her coworkers tell her anything? Shouldn't her husband Jay Mohr make a comment? Perhaps her mirror should be the biggest truth teller.

But no, Nikki Cox continues to inject her lips with rocket fuel and they just seem to be getting fatter and fatter. Nikki Cox's lips now take up 66% of her face. And that's nothing to sneeze at.

So here it is... Nikki Cox, if you're reading this, please, please, for the love of beauty, stop putting all that ass fat into your lips, it's not attractive anymore.

Husband Wants Kidney Back

In the midst of a messy divorce, Richard Batista wants $1.5 million dollars from his wife, Dawnell Batista. That, or he wants his kidney back after having given it to her in 2001.

Richard Batista claims that his estranged wife, Dawnell Batista, began cheating on him 2 years after he gave her his kidney and refusd to work things out by attending marriage counseling.

Instead, Dawnell Batista served him with divorce papers, and now he wants his kidney back, or the monetary value. A medical expert is now trying to determine the worth of the kidney, but chances are this just won't fly in a courtroom.

Cristiano Ronaldo was in a Car Accident

Manchester United soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo was in a car accident today (January 8, 2009) with his Ferrari. Luckily, sexy Cristiano Ronaldo was not injured, but his $300,000 Ferrari was totaled.

The car crash happened while Cristiano Ronaldo was driving through a tunnel in Manchester. For some reason, his car ended up brushing up against the side of the tunnel, causing the Ferrari's parts to go flying every which way.

And although you might be tripping that he just totaled his $300 k Ferrari, don't worry, that's how much Cristiano Ronaldo makes just by raising one of his perfectly tweezed eyebrows.

Ann Coulter Interview on Today Show

Ann Coulter is a loser. There, I said it. I've tried to like Ann Coulter despite the fact that I disagree with almost everything she says, but she is so radical about her views and makes such generalizations, that it's almost impossible not to hate her.

Ann Coulter was on Today with Matt Lauer and thanked him for having her on, even though she told the world that she had been banned from NBC because they canceled her interview the first time. Then she went on to say that NBC hates republicans and a bunch of other stupid things that Ann Coulter usually says.

Anyway, she was on to promote her stupid book and states that single moms are inherently ruining the world, and that B. Hussein Obama, which is how she refers to Barack Obama, is a Muslim. I guess the fact that his middle name is Hussein sort of drives the point home for her, the same way that Saddam Hussein spoke Arabic gave George W. Bush to go to war with him rather than Osama bin Laden.

So check out Ann Coulter on Today and watch as Matt Lauer takes her on and puts her in her place.

Brad Pitt Talks About Jennifer Aniston

Wow, here we go again with Brad Pitt responding to Jennifer Aniston's "uncool" comment through a magazine interview. Brad Pitt spoke to W magazine to clear up what happened at the time of his breakup with Jennifer Aniston and his falling in love with Angelina Jolie.

When asked about Jennifer Aniston's "uncool" comment, Brad Pitt told W:

Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.

When asked about they're admission about falling in love on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith:

What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all

And yes, Brad Pitt admits that he and Jennifer Aniston stay in contact because she was a big part of his life.

And what do you think of the cover picture? Does Brad Pitt look haggard or sexy?

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Julian McMahon

Ah, Julian McMahon. He's the really hot gentleman who plays Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck. Julian McMahon is still looking quite hot after 40 and he's got the body to prove it.

Not only is Julian McMahon shirtless while frolicking on the beach, he's also wearing some really tight shorts that border on Speedos, and he still looks pretty awesome.

The new season of Nip/Tuck began on Tuesday January 6, 2008, and what better way to get buzz than by having Julian McMahon step out on to the beaches of Australia?