Mickey Rourke Before Plastic Surgery

Mickey Rourke used to be really hot and take on roles that made him incredibly sexy. Take, for instance, Mickey Rourke's role in 9 1/2 Weeks alongside Kim Basinger. Not only was Mickey Rourke's character John very sexually intriguing, but he had a very innocent and even "cute" look about him.

Now we see the Mickey Rourke whose face was broken in a boxing ring and, yes, it's not an attractive one. But I'm sure it's just as hard for Mickey Rourke to see himself now and remember himself as the sexy man that all women coveted.

But for now, enjoy the Mickey Rourke that was.

Ann Coulter Pisses off the Women of The View

I know that she doesn't deserve all the press, but one thing Ann Coulter is good at is getting everyone to really, I mean really, hate her. And it's not like I especially love the chicks on The View either, but you know that Barbara Walters was ready for a fight from the get-go when she introduced Ann Coulter and said that she her book is "controversial, deliberately."

Ann Coulter has research to back up her new book but everyone wants to kill her. Whoopi Goldberg looked like she was going to take her outside and beat the living crap out of her.

Ann Coulter needs to be erased from the media simply because she sings the same song time after time. The women of The View were openly hostile towards Ann Coulter but I have to admit that Ann Coulter really held her own.

Tina Fey to Haters: Suck It!

Tina Fey walked away from the 2009 Golden Globe Awards the big winner, to no one's surprise. But when Tina Fey went up on stage to accept the award for best actress in a comedy, she had a few choice words for Internet forum haters: suck it!

That's right! Tina Fey told DianeFan and friends suck it for going after her all year long. And I think Tina Fey is hilarious simply because she says all the things that go through her mind and they just happen to be funny.

So for all you haters, Tina Fey is watching you and will definitely let you know if you need to suck it. And don't act like you don't know what "it" is.

HAIRSTYLES FOR OVAL FACE SHAPES

Oval faces are the most many-sided faces. Many different styles will become you well, but no matter the length of your cut, you will look best with layers near your cheekbones, lips or chin - basically whatever feature you want to highlight. The perfect haircuts for oval face shapes are the cuts that show off the cheekbones and chin. The spike effect is downplayed, too much spike is NOT good on an oval face shape. It gives the illusion of length.



If you have wavy hair and an oval face, this long, wavy hairstyle is for you. It's not too long, which is bad for oval faces, but it's the perfect mix of wavy & long.

Celebrities that have OVAL FACE SHAPES

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Here, you see how hair that's just too long not only overwhelms an otherwise pretty face, but drags it down. While there are few hard and fast rules in beauty, we think few women can get away with hair this long. While dark roots were trendy for like five seconds last year, they never looked nice.


Jennifer Aniston. An A-lister star all the way, Jennifer Aniston, also known as Brad Pitt’s ex-wife, is a blonde beauty who has the girl next door look and is equally at ease falling into the femme fatale mode, if a role demands it.


Cameron Diaz. Cameron lookes amazing promoting her movie, "In Her Shoes" with this simple yet stylish hairdo.


Sharon Stone.

Heather Mills Shows Off New Haircut

Heather Mills has decided that a new haircut might help her get rid of that bitch stigma she just can't seem to shake. And although we can all admit that Heather Mills looks better with her new short Beatles hairstyle, if you will, she's still the same woman who used Paul McCartney for his money and tries to stay relevant by telling the press how abusive they've been.

So what do you think of Heather Mills' new haircut? Does it work for her? Or should Heather Mills just fade away and stop bothering everyone with her dumb sob stories?

Prince Harry gets Caught on Tape

Oh snap! Prince Harry is at it again and this time it was all caught on tape. Prince Harry was taped while on duty with his army brigade and he called one of his comrades a "Paki," made fun of the Queen and told another comrade, "F*^& me, you look like a raghead."

Ouch!

Prince Harry's conduct was not befitting of a man who stands third to be king, but then again, I doubt he wants the title anyway. Hell, hasn't this kid learned that no one is his friend? They're all going to cash in on his behalf. What a doof!

Prince Harry is going to have to get some kickass PR people on this one. Maybe he can hire Hugh Grant's; I mean the guy got caught trying to bang a prostitute and it turned him into a romantic comedy king.

Check out the video of Prince Harry being racist and lewd and you decide if he should give Hugh a call.

Patrick Swayze has Pneumonia

Patrick Swayze gave himself 2 years to live in his interview with Barbara Walters, but it seems he may have unfortunately spoken too soon. Patrick Swayze was hospitalized with pneumonia on January 9, 2008 and it looks like things are only going to get worse.

It's also possible that Patrick Swayze knew he didn't have much longer and wanted to do one last interview before giving in to his inoperable pancreatic cancer. Our hearts and prayers are with him and his lovely wife.

It would be wonderful if Patrick Swayze could defy the odds once again and bounce back, but I'm sure he's exhausted as it is.