Sheyla Hershey Gets KKK Breasts

Sheyla Hershey wanted to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records so she decided that having the biggest breasts were the way to do it. So last year, Sheyla Hershey had FFF breasts implanted into her body in Texas.

But Sheyla Hershey decided that FFF just wasn't big enough and wanted even bigger breasts. Problem was that Texas, who used to say that everything's bigger in Texas, suddenly decided that it just wasn't legal to inject more silicone into Sheyla Hershey's body. Boo freakin' hoo.

So Sheyla Hershey did her homework and discovered that no such law exists in Brazil, so off she went and had KKK breast implants put into her body. And yes, I know what you're thinking... How racist.

Joe Satriani Plans To Sue Coldplay

It looks like Coldplay is going to get served after all. Joe Satriani's lawyers plan on dogging the band until they finally catch Coldplay and plan on serving them with a full on lawsuit at teh Grammys because Joe Satriani believes that "Viva La Vida" sounds way too much like "If I Could Fly".

Coldplay has vehemently denied any plagiarism but if you listen to both songs, they do sound terribly alike. Looks like Chris Martin might avoid showing up at the Grammys altogether because Joe Satriani's people plan on catching all of this on tape.

Take a listen to both versions and decide for yourself if Joe Satriani is justified.

Rebecca Romijn's Post Baby Body

Rebecca Romijn gave birth to twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip in December 2008 and is already looking absolutely fantastic. Look at her: she's almost back to her pre-baby shape. Turn green with sheer envy as she manages to look better than we did when we were in our 20s and still had no kids at all.

Rebecca Romijn must be so happy to get those babies out because she was so used to looking perfect and was likely eager to get back to her sexy self. I'm also pretty sure that her husband Jerry O'Connell was also pleased to see his wife get her post-baby body back in just over a month.

Rebecca Romijn will likely be looking perfect in a bikini by next month.

Christian Bale Freaks Out on Terminator Salvation Set

Christian Bale lost it on the set of Terminator: Salvation when the director of photography, Shane Hurlbut, walked into his scene twice by messing with his lights. Christian Bale ripped into him and used the f*ck word 40 times in less than 4 minutes. I really thought Christian Bale was going to kill someone.

I'm guessing Christian Bale was having a tough day and wanted to get the scene over with, but it's obvious that he's a little tightly wound and was ready to tear this guy to shreds. Still, I think he's hot, and this only makes me imagine him as an aggressive lover...

Take a listen to Christian Bale ripping this guy a new one.

Miley Cyrus' Racist Picture Angers Asian Community

Oh no. The world is up in arms once again over scandalous pictures of Miley Cyrus. This time, however, she's not half naked and trying to depict a porn star; this time Miley Cyrus and her friends are pulling their eyes back in an effort to make fun of Asian people. Yes, it's a racist image.

Now I'm not saying that Miley Cyrus shouldn't be taken to task, but she is just a kid and is bound to make errors in judgment. It's inevitable. When we were kids, we did stupid things like that too. The only difference was that there wasn't a camera in our face every minute of the day, or friends who would sell us out for a couple of bucks.

Miley Cyrus may not have made the brightest move by slitting her eyes, but we do need to take a step back and realize that no matter how much money she has, she is still a kid and should be forgiven for her transgressions.

John Mayer Makes Engagement Ring for Jen Aniston

John Mayer actually wrote on Twitter that he welded an engagement ring for his girlfriend. His girlfriend, I'm assuming, being Jennifer Aniston. But then, we are constantly hearing that Jennifer Aniston gave John Mayer the boot, so why would he Twitter that he plans on proposing? Hmmm, something's amiss.

Anyway, it seems John Mayer gets a kick out of teasing the press when it comes to his relationships but I wouldn't be totally surprised to discover that John Mayer was, indeed, going to ask Jen to marry him and have his babies. I mean, it would be great for his career.

Jennifer Hudson Sings the National Anthem at the Super Bowl

If you missed Jennifer Hudson singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl XLIII, wow did you ever miss out. Jennifer Hudson not only looked beautiful, she rocked the place out.

It's hard to imagine what she still must be going through after her mom, brother and nephew were killed, but Jennifer Hudson stood up there like a trooper and sang the Star Spangled Banner with heart and then some.

I even thought that some of the players were going to start shedding tears while Jennifer Hudson was singing the Star Spangled Banner before the Super Bowl took off.

Enjoy the video.

UPDATE: Turns out Jennifer Hudson lip synched the anthem after all because it was the first time she's performed since the tragedy and they didn't want to chance a mistake.