Sex Toy of the Day - We-Vibe

I'm not a big fan of sex toys to be honest; simply because I feel like they are so blatant and unattractive, but I finally found a toy that is discreet, useful and can be shared with your man without making him feel inadequate. The We-Vibe.

Not only does the We-Vibe come packaged beautifully, the toy inside is small, easy-to-use and provides tons of pleasure.

I tried it alone and with my partner (ah, the things I do for research), and believe you me, orgasms aplenty with this little gadget. You can stick with the clitoral orgasms when you use the We-Vibe alone, and stick the skinny side inside when you use it with your man.

And the We-Vibe even comes with what looks like a specs case that you can keep it in (that way, it stays clean) and you can leave it sitting on your night table and no one will even wonder what it is.

Discretion factor: 5 out of 5
Pleasure factor: 4 out of 5
Cost: 2 out of 5 (it's about $130)

For more informaton on the We-Vibe and where to get it, visit We-Vibe.com

Koop Island Blues Video

Koop Island Blues is one of the hottest songs, even though the Kia Magentis 2009 picked it up for its ads and driving the Kia is equivalent to sitting in aluminum foil.

Koop Island Blues is a magnificent song and comes with an even more magnificent video on and I thought it only fitting to share it with you.

Koop Island Blues reminds me of Portishead's music, and Lord knows how much I just love Portishead.

So take a listen to Koop Island Blues by Koop and let me know what you think.

Randolph Cook Claims Oprah Smoked Crack

Chicago businessman Randolph Cook is letting the world know that Oprah Winfrey used to do crack cocaine with him while the two were having a secret love affair in the '80s. Why now? Well, he's dying of esophageal cancer and figured why not bring Oprah down with him.

Apparently, Randolph Cook, 51, claims that Oprah Winfrey taught him how to freebase crack cocaine and even used to do her show while she was high. The book is called The Wizard of O, na dit kind of makes sense considering Oprah was at her absolute thinnest in the '80s.

So Oprah Winfrey was a crackhead in 1984 and Randolph Cook is willing to put his life on the line trying to make a buck off the story. I don't think Randolph Cook has any idea what kind of mess he's going to get in because they don't call Oprah Winfrey the most powerful woman in the world for nothing.

Expect to see Cook's body washing up ashore any day now.

Robert Pattinson Taking a Bath

Robert Pattinson is starring in a BBC original flick called The Haunted Airman, and although you may never end up seeing it, this is likely the highlight of Robert Pattinson in the role.

You get a close up of Robert Pattinson's toes pretty much, but any fan of Robert Pattinson knows that that's enough.

The flick is based on Dennis Wheatley's novel The Haunting of Toby Jugg, the story about a very troubled man who returns from the war only to face new and unforeseen terrors.

So for all you diehard Robert Pattinson fans, enjoy the video and his old hair.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lily Allen Third Nipple

Perhaps I am the last one to hear about this, but it seems that Lily Allen has a third nipple and she even showed off in a recent obscure interview. The interviewer asked Lily Allen about her third nipple and she showed it to him with pleasure.

The strangest part was that he rubbed it. Now I don't know about you, but for me, a nipple is a nipple and some strange guy shouldn't get to rub it simply because I show it to him.

Lily Allen also admits that her third nipple gets hard when you rub it. That Lily, she's one classy chick.

Cosmetic of the Day - L'Oreal Beauty Tubes

When it comes to my make-up, mascara is one of the most important items; right up there with lip gloss and a compact.

So when I received L'Oreal's new Beauty Tubes Mascara, I was skeptical, to say the least. So I let the Beauty Tubes Mascara sit there for a while and continued to use my Voluminous mascara.

After a while, I figured, why not, and gave it a shot, and I'm actually glad I did.

Now I don't know how you feel about mascaras that are thick, but I like my mascara to really thicken my eyelashes and add some serious volume, and L'Oreal's Beauty Tubes do just that.

First, you put on this white substance and have to wait 30 seconds for it to dry. I usually apply two coats of this.

Then, you apply the mascara and, before you know it, you have really thick, beautiful eyelashes that last all day and never flake. L'Oreal nailed it this time.

What's even better about having the mascara on is taking it off. I strongly recommend that you wash it off with Dove soap and warm water; that's the most effective way to do it. And don't panic: the mascara will come off in long black strings and you'll initially think your eyelashes are coming off. They're not.

If you're interested in trying L'Oreal Beauty Tubes, you can get a $5 coupon by heading to BeautyTubes.ca and typing in reference code BLYQ. This is available to Canadian residents only.

Maxim Magazine 2009 Swimsuit Issue

In an effort to remain mildly relevant in print, Maxim magazine has decided to launch a swimsuit issue in direct competition with Sports Illustrated, which doesn't sound like the brightest move on their part.

Maxim magazine is releasing not one, but two different covers to show off the front of one woman and the back of another.

So do you think that Maxim will actually be able to compete with Sports Illustrated or will Maxim have to hold within the year? I think it's the latter. But the covers are hot, I do declare.