Jewel finally explains to the world why she hasn't fixed her stalagmite teeth to the world via Jimmy Kimmel. Jewel starts of by telling everyone that she embraces her flaws, but then goes on to make us crack up by showing us exactly what those sharp teeth of hers can do.
And yes, Jewel can use those teeth to save lives, and she never plans on getting them fixed.
Because Eddie Cibrian decided he would be stupid enough to deny the US Weekly story about him and LeAnn Rimes getting it on in a restaurant, US Weekly decided to give him a little shoe-in-mouth flavor by releasing the video of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes making out.
When you watch the video, the kiss occurs at about 1:38, and it's pretty undeniable that the two are using tongue and everything. I don't think Eddie Cibrian realizes who he's messing with since he likely isn't used to media exposure in this way.
So now Eddie Cibrian's marriage to Brandi Glanville is likely over and he won't be seeing those 2 kids of his very often. And whatever money he has made off of soaps and TV movies of the week is no longer his. Welcome to the wonderful world of infidelity. Was it worth it?
Celebrities hopped on the Twitter bandwagon, which is what made it so spectacular for the rest of us. Watching as the likes of MC Hammer, Condoleeza Rice and other well-known public figures told us what was going on in their day, made us feel that much closer to them.
And so, because some of these celebrities are hard to find, due to the fact that so many losers think it's cool to impersonate them, I give you the Top 10 Celebrity Twitters. Twitterers. Tweeters. Or something like that.
Yes, Ashton Kutcher is actualy quite intelligent and pretty profound at times, but he's been discussing God a little too much lately, which worries me. Celebrities are only allowed to thank God on a stage when winning award, they're not allowed to have full on discussions about Him. Gosh!
Yes, Christopher Walken is that creepy guy who talks funny and asked for more cowbell on Saturday Night Live, but his Tweets are hilarious, albeit they make for some good horror movie premises. For a little taste of what Christopher Walken has to offer, I give you this: "I claim to be frightened of horses but do so only to get out of attending parades. It's peculiar but has served me well. The horses get it."
Diddy is annoying at best, yes, but he does have some redeeming qualities when he's not busy jerking off to himself. He spends most of his Twitter time promoting things he's about to do and bigging up his artists. Which isn't such a bad thing.
To be quite honest, I was not very familiar with Wil Wheaton until I joined Twitter (he's best known for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation). But man, this boy is freakin' hilarious! And if this is any help, he's a big fan of Guinness beer. That, and, well, more Guinness. "You know what goes well with Guinness? Another Guinness."
Jimmy Fallon has been Twittering like crazy ever since he took over for Conan at Late Night, and he's a better man for it. He gets feedback from his followers immediately and can make improvements to the show thanks to their comments. He even tries to make the show somewhat interactive - when he had Tracy Morgan on, he told his followers: "We're gonna do a 'shared experience' tonight. So see if you can get a Snuggie, A Super Sour Warhead, and a bird call." Hilarious!
Okay, so she's not shaving her head and attacking pappos with umbrellas anymore, but I'm sure if you keep following her, eventually Britney Spears will Twitter herself into a rage once again. Just kidding, of course. But Twitter does show you a softer, more maternal side of Britney though: "Spending a rainy day with my boys watching movies. They are really into Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar 2." Come on, you can just about hear the rage in her voice...
John Mayer is the biggest sellout, so following him on Twitter is a given. The guy really reveals everything about his life and, although you can tell he is quite intelligent via his articulation, he does sometimes make me laugh with some inane Tweets: "BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my penis fell asleep." Wrong on so many levels, he is.
He may not update as often as I'd like, but when Larry David does Tweet, he offers up some profound things to think about: "If I say I'm going to go for a run, but instead play golf and ride in a cart, does that still count as exercise?" You do the math.
Stephen Colbert is hilarious on his show, and his one liners on Twitter are even funnier. Not only does he manage to keep you wanting more with every Tweet, but he can make you laugh with a 6-word update. Best one so far? "A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war."
Tina Fey is, far and away, the funniest Twitter user in the history of man; it's no wonder she's a comedy writer. This woman can turn something as simple as corn into an object of hilarity: "I don't know why I even bother chewing corn anymore." If you're not following her yet, start right now; you won't regret it!
If this is true thenJohn Mayer is a bigger asswipe than I first imagined. It seems John Mayer is set to make $10 million for a tell-all book in which he reveal the intimate details of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
One of the big chapters would include the time that Jennifer Aniston called John Mayer "Brad" in bed. To be quite honest, after you've had Brad Pitt, there really is nowhere to go but down. And John Mayer is pretty low on the scale, even though he is great in bed from what most women say.
Besides that, John Mayer will reveal Jennifer Aniston's fitness regime, which, word has it, is incredibly fierce, her temper tantrums and, of course, their crazy sex play.
I'm not sure how lengthy such a book would be, but I imagine John Mayer would sprinkle in some chapters devoted to Jessica Simpson and any other semi-famous chick he's managed to play wonderland with.
John Mayer's people deny the story, but after John Mayer revealed everything about their first breakup to TMZ for free, I imagine he'd jump at the chance to bag $10 mil to tell all.
Some might think that Rihanna is going to leave Chris Brown because she is finally seeing the light, but the truth of the matter is that if Rihanna wants to have a music career, she's going to have to dump Chris Brown for good.
For some reason, people will not feel sorry for her if she stays with Chris Brown; instead they will hate on her and lose respect for her and refuse to understand that it's something she has to work through on her own time and in her own way.
No. If Rihanna wants to continue her success professionsally, she has to dump Chris Brown and move on with her life. And I'm pretty sure that Rihanna values money and success more than she does a boyfriend who smacks her around.
So Rihanna has bid Chris Brown adieu and can now raise her head high when she's out in public.
Adam Lambert took country song "Ring of Fire" and turned it on its head on March 17, 2009. And although Simon Cowell was not impressed, I thought that Adam Lambert rocked it. Paula Abdul nailed it when she said that it had a "Kashmir" feel to it.
And although I am not Adam Lambert's biggest fan, in part because of his crater-face, but he freakin' nailed it last night and I think that everyone loved it.
What did you think of Adam Lambert's rendition of "Ring of Fire"? Hot, or not?
LeAnn Rimes was the good chubby girl turned sultry country singer, and now she can add something new to her repertoire: cheating wife. US Weekly reports that LeAnn Rimes is cheating on her husband of 7 years, Dean Sheremet, with none other than her hot to trot co-star Eddie Cibrian.
Given that LeAnn Rimes got married when she was onyl 19, it was only a matter of time before she began having an affair. Then again, LeAnn Rimes has a new single out and is stars in Northern Lights, which airs on Lifetime on March 21, 2009.
So perhaps LeAnn Rimes did get caught red-handed with her hand in the cookie jar. And by cookie jar, I mean on Eddie Cibrian's penis, but at the end of the day, who are we to judge? I mean, at least she didn't beat anybody.
