Clay Aiken Admits He's Gay in People Magazine

Although anyone with an inkling of a mind already knew that Clay Aiken is as gay as the day is long, it seems that some fans are shocked by the upcoming People magazine cover that brandishes Clay Aiken with his newborn son admitting, finally, that "Yes I'm Gay!"

Some fans are heartbroken and feels like they've been "lied to" and now just don't see Clay Aiken in the same light. But in al honesty, did these girls really imagine that one day he was going to fall in love with them and marry them? I mean, the boy is gay, not a mass murderer. Take a breath, you idiots.

So Clay Aiken is likely going to lose a host of fans, even though he's so gay that he didn't have a kid the traditional way and has yet to be linked to a woman other than his mother.

I have to admit; I think Clay Aiken fans are probably a tad more delusional than Michael Jackson fans.

Clay Aiken Is Going To Be A Father!

Oh my God, is this bizarro world? What the hell is going on? Apparently, Clay Aiken, who seems to be as gay as the day is long, has impregnated Jaymes Foster, record producer and sister of David Foster. She's 50, he's 29, and she's due to give birth August 2008.

I don't know about you, but this is the weirdest news I've heard since Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise got together. Rumors abound that it was via artificial insemination, but I don't believe that. I think that he tried having sex with the most androgenous woman he could find and didn't realize that his boys had what it took to fertilize an egg... because she's 50, he probably thought she didn't have any more eggs anyway.