Janet Jackson Cancels Montreal Concert

After learning that boyfriend Jermain Dupri puked all over Janet Jackson during his birthday party last week, I figured it wasn't because he was terribly inebriated but rather that he couldn't control it because he was actually sick.

Turn out I was right, like usual, and now the sickness has spread to Janet Jackson who had to cancel her concert in Montreal on September 29, 2008 and be rushed to the hospital for treatment.

What was stupid about the whole scene was that producers of the show allowed for the stage setup and let al the fans in, leaving them waiting, only to cancel the concert a while later. I mean, it's not as if Janet Jackson's illness was sudden - the idiots knew she was sick.

Hopefully Janet Jackson is feeling better and she'll continue her fan seducing concert in no time.

Janet Jackson Seduces Fan

Usually in concerts, singers tend to sing, perhaps dance, and then they go home, but not at a Janet Jackson concert. Oh no, Janet Jackson brings one lucky guy up on stage, simulates oral sex, real sex and even kisses the boy, and makes her male fan cream his pants.

Oh yes, Janet Jackson certainly knows how to put on a concert. And by the looks of this video, this guy is going to be masturbating over this for years and years to come. Pardon the pun.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Janet Jackson Breasts

I like Janet Jackson's old stuff; "Control," "Miss You Much," "That's the Way Love Goes," and so on, but her new stuff really sucks eggs. Fortunately, she's been keeping us busy with nude images of herself sunbathing and her weight fluctuations.

Recently, however, I noticed that JJ's breasts seem to be looking pretty damn weird. It's as though they're trying to defy gravity but are losing the battle.