Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra Had Sex

Robert Pattinson is living it up in Cannes and he and a woman named Erika Dutra were busy "canoodling" at one of the parties. Of course, this has all of his teen fans in an uproar. 

Erika Dutra is just your everyday pedestrian Los Angeles resident and is not famous to any extent, but she is now that Robert Pattinson was snapped with his arm around her. 

You know that Erika Dutra will be getting death threats from tween fans around the world. And yes, Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra left the party together. They probably went to have coffee and nothing more. Just kidding, they had hot, nasty sex for sure. 

Robert Pattinson Injured on New Moon Set

Robert Pattinson was injured during a scene on the New Moon set. Did he break an arm? No. Did he cut up that darling face? Absolutely not.

No. Robert Pattinson pulled ligaments in his gluteus maximus. In plain English - he hurt his butt. Po, po baby. Now he needs to undergo intense butt massage to remedy the situation. I can just see the women ligned up right now, volunteering their time to his butt cause.

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson is making the whole thing up because he has a butt fetish. One can only hope.

Robert Pattinson in Dossier Magazine

Robert Pattinson really knows how to photograph well, and he proves it again and again in magazine. This time Robert Pattinson lent his increasingly attractive mug to Dossier magazine, and goodness he looks hot.

I'm certain that any magazine that sports Robert Pattinson on the cover sells out in minutes. Robert Pattinson knows how to sell himself and really works it.

So what do you think of these Robert Pattinson pictures? I think they're smoking hot.

Robert Pattinson Reads Gossip About Himself

Robert Pattinson came to his own defense after reports (yes, we're guilty) surfaced that the Twilight star didn't shower and walked around with a funk. Robert Pattinson told reporters that, "I also do shower," after being told that the same rumors went around about Zac Efron.

Robert Pattinson also said that his ideal male costar would be Benicio del Toro and was told about Ryan Reynolds' man crush on him. Robert Pattinson was incredibly flattered.

As well as all that, Robert Pattinson also admitted that he looks himself up on the internet and only reads up on the negative stuff written about him. "I only look at the negative stuff. I just want to know whoever’s saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my little black book." LadyThrills.com takes everything back, Robert. Everything.

Robert Pattinson Never Showers - Tasty!

You can actually tell just by looking at him, but costars on the set of Robert Pattinson's upcoming movie New Moon have confirmed it: Robert Pattinson does not shower and stinks to high hell.

It's true, one person on the set revealed: "[Robert Pattinson] stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks." I know... that's turning you on. You disgust me.

Robert Pattinson himself has admitted that he is repelled by showers: "I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever."

So for all you ladies (and men) out there who think that Robert Pattinson is the new sex, the boy surely has some terrible stench coming from the inside of his jeans. Enjoy.

Robert Pattinson Looking Hot in GQ Magazine

This will probably be the first issue of GQ in which women purchase the most magazines because Robert Pattinson graces the cover and, I have to say it; Robert Pattinson looks freakin' hot.

I mean, not only is Robert Pattinson looking damn fine in April 2009's issue of GQ; he also gives a pretty interesting interview and says that he f*cked Joe Jonas. Although I think that might actually be a joke. Yeah, Robert Pattinson has a great sense of humor too.

So I'm slowly falling for this awkward Englishman because, first off, he's everywhere. But Robert Pattinson also seems to be growing on me because he's incredibly charming.

So will you be buying April 2009's issue of GQ?

Robert Pattinson Plans to Release an Album

Robert Pattinson is seriously considering releasing a music album, although he's not doing it for the money or fame. Ha! I don't think Robert Pattinson truly realizes the effect he has on women.

About the album, Robert Pattinson said:

I might make an album but not through a record company or anything. I'd like to do something independent. I don't care if people buy it or not. I'd just like to have it just for myself so I can work with good musicians and stuff.

All my friends are musicians in London. They’re very talented. My best friend wrote one of the songs on the soundtrack with another friend of mine, this guy Marcus Foster who did Bobby Long. I went to school with Marcus. He taught me how to play guitar and stuff. He’s an amazing writer and singer and I thought to help somebody out. I’ve got nothing to lose.

Of course, Robert Pattinson's music would be filled with ballads and songs that would make young women go bananas. Who could blame him though? Robert Pattinson is the flavor of the moment and he should do like Vanilla Ice and really milk it before he fades from memory.

Below are two songs by Robert Pattinson. What do you think? Does he have a future in music?

Are Robert Pattinson and Paris Hilton Dating?

Now it's obvious that I don't care much for Robert Pattinson, but even I don't want to see him get herpes from Paris Hilton. And it seems that Robert Pattinson became a little too comfortable with Paris Hilton at an after-Oscars party. It's a damn shame.

At first, Robert Pattinson was seen getting cozy with Natalie Portman, but then he somehow ended up surrounded by Paris Hilton and she and he ended spending the most part of the evening together. And you know he's likely being treated for Herpes Simplex 2 as we speak.


I'm guessing the Robert Pattinson fans will be up in arms regarding this news and may even go on the hunt for Paris Hilton. So at the end of the day, all's well that ends well, huh?

Robert Pattinson Dated Stalker

Good news Robert Pattinson fans: If you stalk Robert Pattinson, there's a good chance he'll take you out on a date in an attempt to bore you until you leave him alone for good.

Apparently a girl stalked Robert Pattinson while he was doing a film in Spain by standing outside his window everyday. So Robert Pattinson decided to ask her out on a date and she accepted. Well, Robert Pattinson complained about everything in his life while on the date and apparently she got so bored with him that she walked out of his life for good.

So there you have it: if you want to go on a date with Robert Pattinson just harass him until he finally gives in.

Robert Pattinson Taking a Bath

Robert Pattinson is starring in a BBC original flick called The Haunted Airman, and although you may never end up seeing it, this is likely the highlight of Robert Pattinson in the role.

You get a close up of Robert Pattinson's toes pretty much, but any fan of Robert Pattinson knows that that's enough.

The flick is based on Dennis Wheatley's novel The Haunting of Toby Jugg, the story about a very troubled man who returns from the war only to face new and unforeseen terrors.

So for all you diehard Robert Pattinson fans, enjoy the video and his old hair.

Robert Pattinson Defends Heath Ledger at Comedy Show

A comic was doing his improv standup routine, and Robert Pattinson was there, going unnoticed because of his new haircut, when all of a sudden, the comic says, "Here's my impression of Heath Ledger."

The comic then fell to the ground and started convulsing. As you might remember, Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose in January 2008. Well, Robert Pattinson and his buddy weren't too happy with the joke and started yelling, "F*** you, you suck."

Now I'm not gaga over Robert Pattinson but I have to admit that it was very cool of him to do that. Robert Pattinson just garnered some of my respect, even though he's still pasty.

Robert Pattinson Haircut

Well, he did it. Robert Pattinson got rid of his greasy, unkempt hair finally, to what could be the dismay of all his crazed fans.

If you ask me, I think Robert Pattinson looks 100 times better with a buzzcut. He's not an ugly guy and the haircut brings out Robert Pattinson's many features. I think Robert Pattinson knew what he was doing and he's hoping to drop all the tweens and pick up some older meat.

SO what do you think of Robert Pattinson's look? Hot or not with the haircut?

Robert Pattinson in the Little Ashes Trailer

Robert Pattinson is the new man of the moment and the movie industry is milking Robert Pattinson for everything penny they can get.

Here is Robert Pattinson in the upcoming movie Little Ashes. The movie is about the life and times of artist Salvador Dali. Set in 1922, Robert Pattinson dons a pornstache and, of course, has gay intentions.

So check out Robert Pattinson in the Little Ashes trailer and tell me what you think.

Robert Pattinson on The Tonight Show

Robert Pattinson was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to talk about his starring role in Twilight and I have to admit that Robert Pattinson is easy on the eyes, face-wise.

The question is, why are all the teenage girls going gaga over Robert Pattinson of late? Robert Pattinson is kind of cute, but perhaps it's the character that he portrays rather than hum personally.

What's funny about this clip is how Heidi Klum embarasses him by asking him if he actually styles his mop head like that or if Robert Pattinson wakes up like that and just leaves it be. Funny girl that Heidi. Robert Pattinson is pretty funny though, so check out the video of Robert Pattinson on The Tonight Show.

Robert Pattinson at the Twilight Premiere

Robert Pattinson made his way to the premiere of his first starring role as a vampire in Twilight last night and you know that the girls and women were going crazy for him.

Based on the popular novels by Stephenie Meyer, Robert Pattinson stars as a vampire in a Romeo and Juliet like story of love. Robert Pattinson has become hugely popular of late, so popular that no one even saw it coming.

Either way, Robert Pattinson knows how to play the camera - that's for sure.

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Robert Pattinson

I've been searching high and low for shirtless pictures of Robert Pattinson, the star of Twilight, but all I could muster up was the cover of Entertainment Weekly. Weak, I know.

But Robert Pattinson is going to explode on the scene, okay, okay, he already has... I just didn't want to make myself look bad by missing the boat on Robert Pattinson.

Anyway, here is the one shirtless image I could get my hands on of Robert Pattinson, but stay tuned because I will definitely keep the search on high.

UPDATE: Ooh, I found another one, although he looks less built in this one than he does at present. Nevertheless, his shirt is off and I'll take it. Thanks Leah!