Entertainment News - September 26, 2008

Jessica Alba is looking as perfect as ever after giving birth to her daughter Honor Marie. (Egotastic)

David Blaine is a full on jackass for treating the public like they're stupid and don't know what "suspended in the air for 3 days" actually means. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shia LeBeouf won't be charged with DUI but might still get his license suspended for his July 27, 2008 accident. (CeleBitchy)

Natalie Portman is single again and men all over the world rejoice. (IDLYITW)

Drew Barrymore may end up dating Shia LeBeouf in a matter of days. (Flawed Hollywood)

Amy Winehouse is looking worse than ever... if that's even possible. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Entertainment News - August 1, 2008

Looks like Rihanna is another victim of the flashing lights; she wore a top she thought was black without a bra only to discover that it's completely see through when the camera lights are flashing. And you can tell she had no idea because when she finds out, she starts covering her nipples. (Egotastic)

Looks like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have made as little as $11 million and as much as $30 million for the soon-to-be published images of twins Vivienne and Knox. People and Hello! have worked together to get the shots; People holds the rights in North America and Hello! holds them all over the rest of the world. (Jossip)

Peter Letterese, an ex-Scientologist is suing Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology for $150 million claiming that they harrassed him after he decided to leave the church. "Letterese calls the church a "crime syndicate" and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law." RICO laws are typically used to break up mafia syndicates. (IDLYITW)

Two guys from Snoop Dogg's entourage were arrested for pot possession and use on his tour bus. Snoop Dogg was not. Perhaps he has changed his stripes. (ICYDK)

Entertainment News - July 31, 2008

Not sure if you've spied Britney Spears vacationing in Mexico of late, but it seems she has managed to return to her pre-Federline body, and everyone is wondering how she managed it. Well, when you gots the money, skinny comes more easily. (CelebNewsWire)

Guy Ritchie, who's noticed that he's no longer relevant, made it a point to tell the press that sugar is evil and kills more people than crack cocaine. I tend to agree, and I bet you Amy Winehouse does too. (dListed)

Elizabeth Taylor suffered from congestive heart failure and is in hospital. (ICYDK)

Rumors abound that Johnny Depp will star as The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Sounds good to me. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Entertainment News - July 30, 2008

Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake are feuding once again. This time it's over who started the "trucker hat" trend. Really, does it matter? Aren't we all just happy it went away? (Jossip)

After only 3 months of dating, Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have decided to go their separate ways. (dListed)

Tropic Thunder spoiler alert: Tom Cruise plays a guy in a fat suit who curses like a sailor. Other notable cameos include Matthew McConaughey, Maria Menounos, Tyra Banks, Lance Bass, and Jon Voight. (Just Jared)

In exchange for show business contacts to help further his career, Kevin Federline has agreed to keep the sex tapes he made with Britney Spears private, as well as to allow her more leniency when it comes to visiting with the boys. (ICYDK)

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay fell off a 28-foot cliff and into water and lived to tell about it. (CeleBitchy)

Entertainment News - July 29, 2008

Check out Madonna's plastic surgery in all 3 stages. (CityRag)

Shannen Doherty, who can't pay someone to be her friend lately, went to the cops to complain about papparazzi following her but the cops had no idea who she was and dismissed the claim. (CelebNewsWire)

Jay Leno's last day as host on NBC's The Tonight Show will be May 29, 2008, and the network is charging an arm, a leg and a sexual organ for advertising. (Jossip)

Ryan Seacrest got bit by a baby shark and he lived to tell about it. I guess even the shark thought he tasted awful. (dListed)

Matt Damon is using this summer to lose all the weight he put on for The Informant and launch a chairty called the One X One Foundation. (ICYDK)

Hayden Panettiere was obviously disgusted by all the hand shaking she had to do at Comic Con over the weekend. (CelebSlam)

Entertainment News - July 28, 2008

Niki Ghazian, a model who's about as famous as the lint between your toes, claims that she had passionate, albeit restricted, sex with Cristiano Ronaldo while he spent his time in LA recovering from foot surgery. (Celebritique)

Are you sitting down? Because I know this is going to shock you... it seems that most celebrities and quasi-celebrities don't actually design their own fashion lines. GASP! (Jossip)

So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have selected the Godfather to their twins and it's none other than Bono. (dListed)

Model / actress Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are expecting twins this winter. (ICYDK)

Now that he's done frolicking around naked with Sienna Miller, Balthazar Getty is begging his wife to take him back. (CeleBitchy)

Shia LeBoeuf wasn't just arrested for a DUI over the weekend... he flipped over his Ford F150 pickup in a car crash and had to be rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery to his left hand. (CelebSlam)

Entertainment News - July 25, 2008

Christy Turlington was a huge supermodel in the '90s and it seems she has still got the look that puts 20-year-olds to shame. (Egotastic)

Apparently, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got pregnant with twins via in vitro fertilization and not the good old fashioned way. Do you believe it? If so, you can bet that the fertility specialist likely bagged some of that sperm and some of those eggs and plans to sell them on the black market. (CelebNewsWire)

Heather Mills' US PR person, Michelle Elyzabeth, just quit and isn't going away quietly. She actually did a press release in which the buzzwords about Heather Mills include "an impossible person" and says "I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her." They can't all be wrong, right? (Jossip)

Ay, ay, ay... Shia LeBoeuf was arrested on suspicion of DUI on Sunday July 27, 2008. This guy is slowly beocming the Lohan of last year. (dListed)

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, she got hit by a motorcycle over the weekend after leaving a New York club. (Just Jared)

Kim Kardashian claims that she "isn't into white guys" but Shanna Moakler believes otherwise and went off on KK accusing her of having slept with her ex-husband Travis Barker. Ah, the days in the lives of the nobodies. (IDLYITW)

Halle Berry is hella pissed that a pappo managed to climb onto her private property, take pictures of her 4-month-old daughter, Nahla, and sell it to the highest bidders. And yes, she's planning on suing everyone's ass. (CeleBitchy)

Entertainment News - July 24, 2008

Anna Kournikova has no career and no boyfriend, so she's doing what she does best; making a calendar of herself in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)

Before Dr. Dre became NWA's badass, he was a sweet singer in a band called World Class Wreckin’ Cru. Rick Ross? He was a prison guard and not the drug dealer he claims to have been. Vanilla Ice? Yeah, I think we all know all we need to know about Robert van Winkle. The Game? Despite his goings on and on about all the "bitches" he slept with, he got dumped on national TV on a show called Change of Heart. And of course, there's Lil Jon, who was raised in a 6-storey mansion by his neurosurgeon parents. Life's tough for a gangsta. (Stereohyped)

Brooke Hogan is going to do a photospread for Playboy and you know it's going to be a horror show. Even with the airbrush. (dListed)

Chris Brown is developing a reality hip-hop dance show with Mark Burnett. (Just Jared)

Eva Longoria plans to open up a nightclub in Las Vegas. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Michelle Williams has moved on and is now dating movie director Spike Jonze. (CeleBitchy)

Entertainment News - July 23, 2008

Mysteriously, Lindsay Lohan's breasts are becoming increasingly larger, which must mean that Sam Ronson really knows what she's doing. (Hollywood Tuna)



Miley Cyrus might star in a movie called Undiscovered Gyrl, in which she will have to do nude scenes. Wow, that sounds surprising. (Egotastic)

So Sarah Jessica Parker's husband Matthew Broderick is being accused of cheating on her with a 25-year-old youth counselor. Hmm, sounds like another case of "my wife is famous and I need attention," isn't that right Ryan Phillippe? (dListed)

Heather Locklear has been released from rehab, or, as I like to call it, post-op. (Gossip Girls)

Matthew McConaughey is the latest celeb to show off his baby for an undisclosed amount of money on the cover of OK! magazine. (Just Jared)

Apparently, Christian Bale lost his cool after his clown of a mom (no, seriously, she used to be a part-time clown) insulted his wife incessantly. I have to admit that I'm completely behind him on this one. And no, he didn't smack her around, he just went on a verbal tangent. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Kim Kardashian is the latest D-lister to become a part of Dancing With the Stars, but I have to admit that I'll be watching her in all her bubble butt glory. (Celebritique)

So who are the Top 10 Bachelors in Hollywood according to a TV poll? Well, George Clooney tops the list and here are the rest:

2. Leonardo DiCaprio
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Ryan Seacrest
5. Vince Vaughn
6. Jamie Foxx
7. Owen Wilson
8. Orlando Bloom
9. Bruce Willis
10. John Mayer

Entertainment News - July 22, 2008

You have to admit that it's hard to tell that Nicole Kidman had a baby only 2 weeks ago. She has her old body back already. (dListed)

Cristiano Ronaldo is making the rounds in LA by checking out all the hottest spots in town during his vacation. (Gossip Girls)

Seems Christian Bale was arrested for assault after his sister and mom filed a complaint against him in London. Unbelievable. (Just Jared)

Balthazar Getty has confirmed that he and his wife Rosetta have indeed split up, but it was way before all of those photos of him and a topless Sienna Miller getting it on surfaced. (ICYDK)

Rumors are flying that Tom Cruise will star in the sequel to the 1986 hit movie Top Gun. Unfortunately, no one thinks that Maverick would make a good wingman anymore. (CeleBitchy)

Entertainment News - July 21, 2008

Wow wow wee wah! Seems both Jessica Simpson and Madonna have sex tapes that are being shopped around. Madonna's stars her and Alex Rodriguez on a couch; Jessica's stars her and ex-husband Nick Lachey engaging in various sex positions when they were still married. Sounds like fun. (CelebNewsWire)

Britney Spears writes a song to her mom called "ATM" and it's exactly what it sounds like. She also wrote another song dedicated to Justin Timberlake called "Already Bad" in which she says "I know you thought you were the first but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad." Shocking. (dListed)

The Dark Knight raked in over $155 million, breaking all kinds of records and proving that the hype surrounding Heath Ledger's performance was not hype; he really did nail that role. Those are going to be some serious shoes to fill the next time around. (IDLYITW)

Entertainment News - July 18, 2008

Egotastic loved The Dark Knight and is urging everyone and their mother to go see Heath Ledger as The Joker. (Egotastic)

Looks like Kirsten Dunst is feeling all kinds of lonely and is trying to get into Emile Hirsch and Justin Long's pants. (CelebNewsWire)

Tom Cruise is still under the impression that he can demand a $20 million salary for starring in any movie. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, movie producers are laughing till they pee themselves. (Jossip)

Salma Hayek decided that she's not going to marry her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault. I'm guessing he whipped out a prenup and she had a nacho-throwing fit. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears has given full custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, yo. (ICYDK)

After giving her the title of the "Unsexiest Woman Alive" Maxim magazine is trying to make amends by naming Sarah Jessica Parker this year's "Unexpected Crush". Yeah, that's gonna make it all better. (CeleBitchy)

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a baby girl! (Celebritique)

Entertainment News - July 17, 2008

Miley Cyrus takes a few pictures to prove she's sexy and suddenly she's the biggest whore since Pamela Anderson. Give it up. man! (IDLYITW)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have broken up and she's apparently dating Brandon Davis now. (dListed)

Mena Suvari is getting married again, at the tender age of 29. This time it's to music producer Simone Sestito. (ICYDK)

In a desperate bid to maintain her relevance, Madonna is trying her damnedest to bring Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake together on stage. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Well, it seems that Avril Lavigne is another celeb to bite the dust as a leaked sex tape of her is making its way round the Internet. (Celebritique)

Entertainment News - July 16, 2008

Jessica Alba sold the images of her new baby, Honor Marie Warren, to OK! magazine and tells them that she never yelled during labor and was very Zen the whole time. (CelebNewsWire)

Angelina Jolie and the twins will be leaving the hospital today the same way she went in - by helicopter - and some pappos have already chartered their own flights to get a snapshot of them. (Jossip)

Cristiano Ronaldo went to a club called Villa last night in Los Angeles and herpes-spokeswoman Paris Hilton was there, trying to hit on him. But Cristiano wasn't having it and ignored her disgusting ass. (dListed)

Eva Longoria claims she chopped off her hair and has gained weight for her role as Gabby on Desperate Housewives, but everyone's calling bullshit. (CeleBitchy)

Entertainment News - July 15, 2008

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett admit that they're in an open marriage and say that that's the secret to their success together. I guess know we know what Tom Cruise and Big Willy are really doing together. (ICYDK)

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are making no secret of their romance. And as I mentioned before, he's very married and with 4 children. (CelebNewsWire)

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have put the kibosh on their 5-year relationship. Ugh, now the funniest couple is Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey. (Just Jared)

John Mayer has written a song for Jennifer Aniston but admits that he doesn't want to rush into marriage. (Celebritique)

Entertainment News - July 14, 2008

Miley Cyrus just can't seem to get it right; this time she sent a kinky picture of herself in the shower (dressed) to her boyfriend Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers and it was intercepted by some guy who calls himself TrainReq and swears he has some naked images of her as well. (Egotastic)

They finally had it and, despite all the claims that they had the kids a month ago and that it would be twin girls, seems everyone didn't know what the hell they were talking about. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, on Saturday July 12, 2008, by way of C-section. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Lopez expects her nanny to work 16 hours a day, 7 days a week and has already gone through 2 nannies in less than a few months. Sounds like motherhood was meant for this diva. (dListed)

Chris Brown is all set to star in a movie called Bone Deep with Matt Dillon and T.I. If this movie is about what it sounds like it's about, Mr. Brown is going to have a whole new following of fans. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Cristiano Ronaldo gave his girlfriend of 5 months, Nereida Gallardo the bizzoot. No kidding, the guy is one of the most famous footballers in Europe and is at the peak of his life; why would he want to settle down with anyone when he could have everyone? (Celebritique)

Entertainment News - July 10, 2008

Madonna is going to collaborate with Britney Spears again, which is fitting considering she's the one who gave her the kiss of death. (Celebrity Rumors)

So the latest word from Angelina Jolie's hospital bed is that she's scheduled for a C-section on Tuesday, July 15, 2008. Stay tuned. (dListed)

Pamela Anderson took some time off from being part of Big Brother in Australia to engage in a protest against KFC. Little does she know that KFC is a sponsor of the show. (Gossip Girls)

Courteney Cox is going to do a 3-episode guest spot on Scrubs. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Garner is pregnant with baby number 2. (I'm Not Obsessed)

John Mayer has admitted that he's had sex with nameless fans. You know what this means... Jennifer Aniston is going to follow him to every concert from now on. (CeleBitchy)

Entertainment News - July 9, 2008

Elle magazine manages to Photoshop the hell out of Mariah Carey. (Egotastic)

Samantha Ronson, who is a DJ and supposed girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan, bought her girlfriend a $22,000 ring to celebrate her 22nd birthday... who knew DJs made so much coin?!? (CelebNewsWire)

Britney Spears got herself some new hair and it looks fantastic. (dListed)

Lenny Kravitz puked a little bit in his mouth after he heard the rumors that he was sleeping with A-Rod's soon-to-be ex Cynthia Rodriguez. (CeleBitchy)

OK! magazine has opted to shell out $3 million for pics of Matthew McConaughey's new son, Levi. (TMZ)

Entertainment News - July 8, 2008

Matthew McConaughey and his girl Camila Alves had a baby boy last night and we're all waiting on the bizarre name he's going to be christened with. (dListed)

Kanye West is having another case of blog rage - this time it's because Harper's Bazaar is accusing him of having a painting on his ceiling with an angel that resembles him. (ICYDK)

Drew Barrymore gave her Mac, Justin Long, the boot. (CeleBitchy)

Ranae Shrider, the girl who was in the sex tape with Mini-Me Verne Troyer did a very candid interview with News of the World regarding their sex life and what it took to have one. (CelebSlam)

Simon Cowell thinks that Brad Pitt is a fitting man to play him in a movie about his life. (Celebritique)

Entertainment News - July 7, 2008

Jenny McCarthy and boyfriend Jim Carrey takes pics in the same bathing suit. Looking good, Jim! (Egotastic)

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcomed a daughter, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, who they say weighed in at 6 pounds, 7.5 ounces. Hard to believe considering Kidman's belly was non-existent. (CelebNewsWire)

Christie Brinkley insisted that her divorce proceedings from husband Peter Cook thinking that it would only serve to make her look good, but instead it makes her look like a jackass because there are children involved in this divorce and it won't be fun when they find out all these horrid things about their dad. (Jossip)

Sacha Baron Cohen is currently filming a movie based on his really gay, fashion-loving character Bruno and, although it's going to be hilarious, you know that there are going to be a boatload of lawsuits to follow. (dListed)

Seems that all the other ladies of The View are pissed off that Barbara Walters keeps shamelessly plugging her book Audition on the show. (CeleBitchy)