Jessica Alba Has a Bow Tattoo on her Butt

Jessica Alba is about as beautiful and perfect as they get, and she has the perfect little bow to prove it.

Jessica Alba is smart enough to hide her tattoos from plain sight, but when she bends over, sometimes things that she may not want to show off end up in plain sight anyway. So we all know now that Jessica Alba has a cute little bow tattoo above her butt crack.

So what do you think of this bow tattoo? Classy or tacky? At least it's not a blatant bull's eye, I guess.

Jessica Alba Airbrushed in Campari Ads

Jessica Alba really is as beautiful as they get, so you could just imagine how depressing it is to discover that she was airbrushed in the Campari ads she did recently.

Campari obviously wanted absolute perfection and felt that Jessica Alba wasn't as slim or as flawless as they would've liked so they took some perfectly great Jessica Alba images and turned them into unbelievably flawless imagery.

I wonder if this makes Jessica Alba feel insecure? It's bizarre to see the difference; they remove any and all creases in her clothes, make her waist almost non-existent and remove the muscle tone in her leg. It's just getting to be too much now.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jessica Alba Pubic Hair

Jessica Alba really looks phenomenal after having given birth, it's true, but it seems in her attempt to show off her flat belly, she forgot to shave her pubic hair, or at least trim it, in the process.

Of course there are plenty of men who wouldn't mind a little bush belonging to Jessica Alba, but it's obvious that she missed a couple of hairs in her grooming efforts.

But Jessica Alba is still otherwise perfect.

Jessica Alba Hannibal Lector Ad

In an attempt to ensure that fans get to the voting poll, Jessica Alba has opted to wear Hannibal Lecter's face mask to make sure that everyone's "voices are heard" during the election. And boy does she drive her point home with this ad.

With her eyes looking all red and tears streaming down her face, it looks like Jessica Alba desperately wants everyone to make sure the right man is hired for the job. Jessica Alba looking all disturbed and distorted, sure knows how to get people talking.

The worst part? Jessica Alba still looks so damn beautiful. Even when she's trying to be frightful. Blast!

Entertainment News - September 26, 2008

Jessica Alba is looking as perfect as ever after giving birth to her daughter Honor Marie. (Egotastic)

David Blaine is a full on jackass for treating the public like they're stupid and don't know what "suspended in the air for 3 days" actually means. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shia LeBeouf won't be charged with DUI but might still get his license suspended for his July 27, 2008 accident. (CeleBitchy)

Natalie Portman is single again and men all over the world rejoice. (IDLYITW)

Drew Barrymore may end up dating Shia LeBeouf in a matter of days. (Flawed Hollywood)

Amy Winehouse is looking worse than ever... if that's even possible. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jessica Alba Baby Pictures

Everyone blasts Jessica Alba for never smiling at the camera and now, it seems, her baby girl Honor has followed in her mother's footsteps and deplores the pappos as well.

While I can understand that most any person wouldn't be too keen on having hundreds of photogs in their face snapping away wildly, giving them no space to move, this is the life that Jessica Alba has chosen, and so long as the pappos aren't climbing their fences to get to their houses, public places are fair game.

So while I wish that beuatiful Jessica Alba would crack a smile every once in a while, I really get that she's never happy when the photogs come around. And now her daughter Honor is going to hate them as well.

Meanwhile, check out pictures of Jessica Alba's beautiful baby girl Honor.

Jessica Alba Post Baby Body

Britney Spears is donning the cover of OK! magazine for the second time in as many weeks. This time it's regarding how she got into the best shape of her life. But I don't really care about that.

What I do care about is the piece on Jessica Alba and how she got her post-baby body back into shape in less than 3 months after her daughter, Honor Marie, was born.

Yeah, if you have a nanny taking care of your kid all the time, don't breast feed (exercise puts stress on the body, which usually results in a loss of milk) and get to sleep through the night (there's that nanny again), it's not very difficult to stick to low-carb, low-fat diet and a 6 day a week workout. Add to that personal trainer Ramona Braganza and a personal chef, and hey, getting back to a size 4 is easy as pie... or should I say carrot sticks?

Then again, I understand her sense of urgency - Jessica Alba banks on her body to get the dollars; most moms don't. So it makes sense that she needs to get into shape quickly so that she can go back to being the sexy, beautiful thing we all know and love.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jessica Alba Acne

I think that Jessica Alba is truly one of the hottest women in the world. She is sexy and cute all rolled up into one package. But even Jessica suffers a flaw. That's right, celebrity acne. Soon, she'll be doing those Proactiv commercials alongside Jennifer Love Hewitt and Vanessa Williams.